WHALE MEAT AGAIN!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Talk about 'role reversal'!!

Submitted: February 24, 2008

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WHALE MEAT AGAIN!

JONAH CAUGHT A GIANT WHALE
PUT HIM ON A PLATE
BUT AS HE TRIED TO EAT HIM UP
THE WHALE HE CRIED "JUST WAIT!!"
"REMEMBER HOW I SAVED YOUR LIFE"
"WHEN YOU WERE IN MY BELLY?"
"THE VERY FINEST ROOM, EN-SUITE"
"A BED, A CHAIR, A TELLY?"
"YOU WROTE GRAFFITI ON THE WALLS"
"IS THAT THE THANKS I GET??"
"EVERY DAY YOU SAID "I'M BORED!"
"AND, "ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?"
"YOU MOANED AND MOANED ABOUT THE FOOD"
"DOES PLANKTON COME WITH FRIES?"
"AND WHEN YOU SAW THEIR TINY BODS"
"COMPLAINED ABOUT THEIR SIZE!"
(A million not enough for you huh??!")
THEN FINALLY, I HAD ENOUGH
AND HEADED FOR THE SAND
SAID, "LAND AHOY!!, IT'S TIME TO HURL!!
AND SPEWED YOU ON DRY LAND"
SO YOU SEE, I SAVED YOUR BUTT
WHEN ALL SEEMED LOST FOR YOU
OK, IT WAS THE PLAN OF GOD
TO PLUCK YOU FROM THE BLUE
THEN JONAH, FEELING SOME REMORSE
SAID "OK WHALE, YOU WIN"
HE TOOK HIM TO THE HARBOURS EDGE
AND CHUCKED OLD WHALEY IN
HE SWAM TO SEA WITH GREAT DELIGHT
SO ENDS OUR FISHY TALE
AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER HEAR
THAT JONAH ATE A WHALE


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