Girlscouts

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

I encountered girlscouts the other day and wrote this as a joke at my job since the topic came up,I hope it makes you laugh

P.S. Don't hate me, its a joke, girlscouts are awesome children who offer delicious items i choose not to eat for great causes.

they cornered me and my little brother in the mall the other day, chiming their violent demands of guilt ridden pleads. I denied having no cash present, and they immediately presented how they accept card. I said no thank you and still they pursued my demise. "why not?" they asked, with looks of innocence upon their faces, i could see in their eyes their evil hunger. I managed to break away, accepting their glances of angered disappointment. Surviving the encounter we made our way to the food court, basking in the feast of the eastern culture. Our souls and stomachs satisfied we left, leaving the food court in peace. Until the demons waited for us, to pounce once again and leaden our hearts with further torture of guilt and the craving of those delectable sugar filled glory bites. They chimed their evil demands yet again! our will was weak, but our stomachs full and "NAY!" we said, the looks returned, the evil piercing gazes these creatures held ever threatening, "we asked them already" the demon spoke. Our triumph! as they went on to their next victim, to induce further destruction and chaos.


Submitted: May 11, 2015

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