1 inch

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: February 07, 2010

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Submitted: February 07, 2010

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There's a rumor that my dick is1 inch that's going around.

My dick is one inch; one inch from the ground.

Some people have found out and they say I've been blessed.

But every time that I wear shorts, I am placed undet arrest.

If I was shorter, my wiener would touch the dirt.

I step on it from time to time and it really hurts.

Women like big dicks but not dicks like mine because it's way too long.

Having a big dick isn't all that it's cracked up to be and I'm not wrong.


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