A spring got stuck up his ass

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A spring got stuck up his ass

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A spring got stuck up his ass

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: September 10, 2007

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I've had the same mattress for over twenty-five years.

When my teenage son was having sex on it, a spring went up his rear.

It went up his ass and it got stuck.

I caught him in my bed and he was out of luck.

I was very mad and I started to shout.

A proctologist had to come over to get the spring out.

I knew he had been having sex because he was wearing a rubber.

I tanned his hide and you should've seen him blubber.

He thought he'd get away with it but he did not.

If I hadn't been too cheap to buy a new mattress, he wouldn't have got caught.


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