A train flattened my wiener

Poem by: RJohnson

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Submitted: December 14, 2008

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It happened last February and it was stupid of me to do it.

I put my wiener on a railroad track and it froze to it.

A train was coming and the engineer didn't even use the brakes.

The train ran over my wiener and flattened it like a pancake.

When it got flattened, it was hard.

Now I use it to open doors like a credit card.

That train ruined my love life and I didn't deserve that.

When it comes to peckers, women don't like them if they're flat.


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A train flattened my wiener

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