Big nose

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: January 06, 2011

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My cousin sure does have a big nose.

10 pounds of boogers come out when he blows.

Restaurant owners have to protect theirselves by installing huge sneeze guards.

Once he got some boogers on me and I hit that moron hard.

He soon learned that when I slug somebody, it really stings.

His nostrils are so big that you can put bowling balls in those things.

If he wants to stay with you for a day or two, you'd better not let him stay.

And if you see my cousin about to sneeze, you'd better get out of the way.


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