Bumble Bee

Reads: 303  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 0

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a fictional poem.

Submitted: August 13, 2007

A A A | A A A

Submitted: August 13, 2007

A A A

A A A


My damn wife did something awful to me.

She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.

When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.

It was then that I realized that I have a bitch for a wife.

She did this just because I slept with her sister.

For some reason it really pissed her.

She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.

If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along?

She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.

Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?


© Copyright 2017 RJohnson. All rights reserved.

Booksie 2017-2018 Short Story Contest

Booksie Popular Content

Other Content by RJohnson

Popular Tags