Eddie Murphy messed me up

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Eddie Murphy messed me up

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Submitted: July 20, 2008

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I met Eddie Murphy and I made fun of Another 48 hours.

His disposition quickly soured.

I laughed at his performance in Harlem Nights.

He pulled out a switchblade and he was ready to fight.

He cut off my ears and my balls.

Now I can't get an erection at all.

You can learn from this situation that was so grim.

If you ever meet Eddie Murphy, don't make fun of him.


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