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Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: October 05, 2007

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Submitted: October 05, 2007

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When I was eight, I went trick or treating as Mickey Mouse.

When a man refused to give me some candy, I egged his house.

My friends started cheering because they were proud of me.

But I didn't know that the man has a son who's seven feet three.

He ripped off my costume and I forgot to wear anything underneath.

I had to cover my genitalia and my butt with a rock and a leaf.

I have something very important to say to you.

Don't egg anybody's house because they might have a son who's over seven feet tall too.


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