Fragile

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: March 10, 2008

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Submitted: March 10, 2008

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The package said fragile but the contents still got smashed.

My penis enlarging pump was ruined so I threw it in the trash.

The girls keep dumping me because I'm so small.

People assume that I'm well-endowed because I'm eight feet tall.

I date supermodels and actresses who are very hot.

But they always dump me when they see what I've got.


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