Full house

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Full house

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: October 23, 2007

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Submitted: October 23, 2007

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It's very frustrating because fifteen people live in my house.

Six of them are my relatives and the rest are relatives of my spouse.

We're packed in like sardines and I can't even breathe.

I've tried and tried but I can't get the freeloaders to leave.

They eat all of my food and I've never been reimbursed.

My wife wants me to leave but I was here first.

My brother-in-law got my sister pregnant and she's going to have twins.

I want somebody to shoot me to get me out of this mess that I'm in.


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