Handicapped

Handicapped

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: May 09, 2008

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You're a funny and friendly man but you are incapable of even having a thought.

You hired two men to cripple you just to be able to park in the handicapped spots.

You bought a wheelchair and wherever you go, you have to haul it.

Two days ago a little girl kicked you in the nuts and took your wallet.

You chased her in your wheelchair and you got hit by a bus.

That was the first time in my life that I heard a preacher cuss.

As soon as you get better, you plan to have those guys cripple you again.

Your head should be x-rayed because I don't think you have a brain within.


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