He burned my bacon

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

He burned my bacon and my eggs were runny.

His meal made me sick and he still expected money.

When I wouldn't pay, he got pretty sore.

He shot me in the ass as I walked out the door.

I have a piece of advice for people and you better listen to what I say.

If you eat at that man's restaurant, you better make certain that you pay. 


Submitted: September 24, 2007

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penniless poet

LOL! I wouldn't have eaten the runny egg though - YUCK!

Thu, October 4th, 2007 4:58pm

Amity Willows

Lolz, very funny!

Mon, November 12th, 2007 6:20am

DanielleD

You must have gone to the same place I went. This little hole in the wall in Alabama. The food was gross and over priced.

Mon, November 19th, 2007 7:34pm

CrazyGurl01

very funny... he burned my bacon thats cute

Thu, October 30th, 2008 12:34am

SLJONES

lmao . loved it . sj

Wed, July 29th, 2009 11:30pm

Reneecrossovertome

Haha,nice. :)

Tue, July 13th, 2010 7:07pm

tab

such a cool funny poem......loved it.

Mon, November 29th, 2010 4:38am

Stormbird Throneshaker

He probably beat the eggs too!

Mon, March 11th, 2013 4:01am

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