He raped my mule

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: September 13, 2010

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Submitted: September 13, 2010

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My neighbor raped my mule last night.

I decided that it was time for us to fight.

He talked tough but I wasn't going to take his sass.

I broke my twelve inch foot off in that pervert's ass.

When I kicked his ass today, I kicked it hard.

He didn't waste any time getting out of my yard.

My poor mule will be scarred for life.

I made a phone call to that pervert's wife.

She told me that she intends to get a divorce.

I locked my barn because I also own a horse.

If you own a mule, You should listen to what I tell you.

Hide it and hide it well because you know what he'll do.


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