Holy crap

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: April 25, 2008

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Submitted: April 25, 2008

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A bunch of punks stole my glasses.

I tried very hard to kick their asses.

But without my specs, I can't see.

They beat the holy crap out of me.

Please don't ever try to fight five people at once.

Or like me, you'll be in a wheelchair for months.

They kicked my ass and now I can't see or walk, what am I going to do?

My food has to be put in a blender because without teeth, I can't chew.


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