Hot dogs with chili

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I like hot dogs with chili and I like them real good.

I'd eat them all day long if I could.

When my wife sees me eating them, it causes a dispute.

She hates them because the chili makes me toot.

People say that hot dogs are made from filthy stuff but I don't care.

I've gained over two hundred pounds and when I sit, I break my chairs.

I cuss people out when they ask me to share.

It's not easy being bigger than a bear.


Submitted: December 29, 2007

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