I am Pac-Man

Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE PAC-MAN ARCADE GAMES.

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Submitted: June 01, 2010

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My name is Pac-Man and I'm very big and round.

Eating ghosts and dots really puts on the pounds.

I've spent my entire life eating endless mazes of dots.

Instead of getting a reward, a huge gut is all that I got.

I weigh 500 pounds and that's pretty damn big.

I am fat but I will kill you if you call me a pig.

Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde are four ghosts who are very cunning.

Except when eating power pellets, those four have kept me running.

I've eaten cherries, strawberries, peaches and even keys.

You will not believe the junk that I've put inside of me.

When I see food, I always grab it.

I keep going like the pink rabbit.

Thirty years ago I started eating this stuff.

Don't offer me any food, I've had enough!


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I am Pac-Man

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Genre: Humor

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THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE PAC-MAN ARCADE GAMES.

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