Please don't imitate what that damn Elaine Benes does.
I imitated her last year and the hospital was where I was.
While sitting on a toilet, a man asked me to spare a square.
I lied and told him that I had no toilet paper to share.
I thought that he would leave me alone.
But instead he started breaking my bones.
This Mother Fucker was muscular and he was over seven feet tall.
He scared the Hell out of me when he jerked me out of my stall.
I spent weeks in a hospital bed because I wouldn't spare a single square.
If somebody asks you for some toilet paper, you'd damn well better share!
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