I didn't avoid the Noid

I didn't avoid the Noid

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Submitted: January 13, 2009

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Some people wonder why we no longer see the Noid.

The answer is because he has been destroyed.

The Noid ruined my pizza that I bought with my last ten dollars.

I blew his nads off with my shotgun and you should've heard him holler.

When he stopped screaming, he got mad and he called me a queer.

I grabbed my machete and I chopped off those long ears.

His last words were that he was glad that he stopped me from being fed.

I shot that damn eunuch one final time and that bastard sure was dead.

Now when you order a pizza, you will no longer be annoyed.

You can eat your pizza because I killed that stinking Noid.


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