Some people wonder why we no longer see the Noid.
The answer is because he has been destroyed.
The Noid ruined my pizza that I bought with my last ten dollars.
I blew his nads off with my shotgun and you should've heard him holler.
When he stopped screaming, he got mad and he called me a queer.
I grabbed my machete and I chopped off those long ears.
His last words were that he was glad that he stopped me from being fed.
I shot that damn eunuch one final time and that bastard sure was dead.
Now when you order a pizza, you will no longer be annoyed.
You can eat your pizza because I killed that stinking Noid.
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