I don't believe it!

I don't believe it!

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Submitted: October 09, 2010

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Richard Wilson hates it when people tell him his catch phrase.

I told it to him and you'd better believe that I've seen better days.

His catch phrase was "I don't believe it!" from One foot in the grave.

If you plan to say it to him, you'd damn well better be brave.

After I told him his catch phrase, I was being hit.

All because I said "I don't believe it!"

He blacked my eyes and broke my nose with his elderly fist.

This was without doubt a man who was certainly pissed.

I said his catch phrase to him but I sure won't say it again.

It was embarrassing to be beaten up by a Senior citizen.


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