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I have no Willy

Poem by: RJohnson

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Submitted: February 05, 2011

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Some people think I didn't go through my ordeal but I did really.

I went out with a woman and she cut off my willy.

She flushed it and I couldn't find it in the sewer.

I didn't deserve that because I did nothing to her.

Now I can't have sex and that's a real drag.

When I piss, I have to use a plastic bag.

My manhood was important but she decided to rob it.

I hate that damn lady whose last name is Bobbitt.


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