I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house

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I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house

Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: April 30, 2010

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I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house in a cardboard box.

The postage was very expensive because I'm bigger than an ox.

I wanted Jessica and I to get married and have bliss.

The box stank and was soggy from my shit and piss.

When Jessica opened the box, she let out a scream that was loud enough to wake the dead.

She punched me in the nuts and then she kicked me in the head.

I loved sweet Jessica and I thought she'd love me as well.

But she had me arrested for trespassing and put me in jail.


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