I tried to skip out

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a fictional poem

Submitted: May 12, 2014

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Submitted: May 12, 2014



I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a testicleectomy was what I got.
When I saw the damage, it really made me sick.
My wife left because she doesn't want a eunuch.
It scared the hell out of me when he fired his shotgun.
Believe me when I say that being neutered is no fun.

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