I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a fictional poem.

Submitted: March 17, 2016

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Submitted: March 17, 2016



Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.
About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him in the crotch.
He fell down and started crying like a two year old, he deserved what he got.
Nobody else had better pinch me for not wearing green.
I'll kick your butt if you pinch me because I'm very mean.

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