I'm Boss Hogg

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I'm Boss Hogg

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I'm Boss Hogg

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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Genre: Humor

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Summary

This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.

Summary

This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.

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Submitted: June 20, 2013

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I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so that I can be free.
It really bothers me because Rosco is my brother-in-law.
I puked all over the floor because Lulu just took off her bra.
Rosco can't catch the Duke boys, the souped up General Lee causes him to fail.
I will see Daisy naked and I won't rest until those Duke boys are in jail!


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