I'm Eric Cartman's father

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a fictional poem.

Submitted: August 13, 2007

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Submitted: August 13, 2007



I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother.

She turned out to be a very lousy lover.

A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite.

But I know for a fact that that's not right.

I was drinking booze when I went to South Park about ten years back.

I regret the experience because she's a whore on crack.

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