I'm George Costanza

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I'm George Costanza

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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BASED ON THE CHARACTER ON SEINFELD.

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BASED ON THE CHARACTER ON SEINFELD.

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Submitted: January 03, 2010

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Some times I raise my voice and I get pretty loud.

I'm George Costanza and that doesn't make me proud.

I'm a loser and I'm not exaggerating.

My mother caught me masturbating.

I dumped a woman because she beat me at chess.

Everytime I date a woman, it ends up in a mess.

I have a tiny brain, the inside of my head is filled with lots of space.

When I told Marisa Tomei that I was engaged, she punched me in the face.

When it comes to me, there is no hope.

My fiance died after I bought toxic envelopes.

I gave the cleaning lady a casimere sweater that had a red dot.

She told the boss that we had sex and he fired me on the spot.

Everytime I do something, I don't win.

If you think you're a bigger loser than me, you'd better think again.


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