I'm not cheating!

I'm not cheating!

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
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Submitted: November 30, 2010

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When I tell you that I'm not cheating, I'm not lying.

Don't kick me in the nuts again or I'll start crying.

Just because I opened a door for a lady, you started a fight.

It hurt when you shoved a small cactus up my ass and that wasn't right.

When a lady proctologist removed it, it made me blush.

You shoved my head in the toilet and gave it a flush.

I've been faithful and crow is what you should be eating.

I'm too scared of you to start cheating.


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