It's Not A Chilly Dog

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is a fictional poem.

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I demanded a refund, I made myself look silly.
The Hot dog vendor said that thinking is not one of my strong points.
Back in the 1960s I guess that it was a bad idea to smoke those joints.
If chili dogs are hot, does that mean that hot dogs are cold?
Maybe I'm suffering from senility because I'm pretty damn old.


Submitted: November 26, 2014

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