I wear a kilt but everybody thinks it's a dress.
People laugh at me and my life is a mess.
Last week I got my ass kicked in a fight.
It's not a dress and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a transvestite.
I'm the butt of people's jokes, I even get laughed at by my friends.
I forgot to wear underwear today and I was arrested when it came a strong wind.
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