Mister Ted

Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE MR ED SITCOM.

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Submitted: January 30, 2010

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I owned a horse that talked and his name was Mister Ted.

I told others and now they think that I'm screwy in the head.

I'm getting tired and sick of people making fun of me.

I saw the men in white coats coming and I started to pee.

When they saw my wet pants, they thought I was crazy.

They beat me over the head and things are still hazy.

When it comes to having mental stability, people say that I lack it.

I had a hard time arguing because I was wearing a straight jacket.

I asked MR Ted to talk to others but it was something that he refused to do.

When I got out of the nut house, I sold that old nag and now he's dog food.


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Mister Ted

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Genre: Humor

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