My rotten nephew

Poem by: RJohnson

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Submitted: August 29, 2010

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My nephew is living with me and he's a pain.

I tell my brother that I like him but sadly I feign.

He drinks most of my whiskey and then waters it down.

I guess I won't be getting drunk while this jerk is around.

I want to throw him out but I owe a favor to my brother.

He has four sons, I hope I don't get stuck with another.

My nephew takes leaks in my sink and takes dumps in my plants.

He's a bastard and now you understand why I rant.

He eats all of my food and sleeps with my wife.

I hope that I don't get stuck with this jerk for life.

My life is so crappy and I don't know if I can take much more.

If you see your nephew coming, you'd better lock your doors.


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