My rotten nephew

Status: Finished

My rotten nephew

Status: Finished

This content is spam! Only visible to super-moderators.
My rotten nephew My rotten nephew

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Poem by: RJohnson

Details

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Tags

Summary

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Tags

Summary

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Content

Submitted: August 29, 2010

A A A | A A A

Content

Submitted: August 29, 2010

A A A

A A A


My nephew is living with me and he's a pain.

I tell my brother that I like him but sadly I feign.

He drinks most of my whiskey and then waters it down.

I guess I won't be getting drunk while this jerk is around.

I want to throw him out but I owe a favor to my brother.

He has four sons, I hope I don't get stuck with another.

My nephew takes leaks in my sink and takes dumps in my plants.

He's a bastard and now you understand why I rant.

He eats all of my food and sleeps with my wife.

I hope that I don't get stuck with this jerk for life.

My life is so crappy and I don't know if I can take much more.

If you see your nephew coming, you'd better lock your doors.


© Copyright 2016 RJohnson. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

RJohnson is a member of:

Share This: