My wife is a slut

Status: Finished

My wife is a slut

Status: Finished

This content is spam! Only visible to super-moderators.
My wife is a slut

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Poem by: RJohnson

Details

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Tags

Summary

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Tags

Summary

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Content

Submitted: January 07, 2009

A A A | A A A

Content

Submitted: January 07, 2009

A A A

A A A


My wife has slept with every man on the planet; she's a slut.

The only way to stop her is to sew her vagina shut.

She says that she wants me to be able to forgive her.

But that's hard when there's a line of men waiting outside to sleep with her.

Last week I caught her and my ex best friend in bed.

I hit him with a sledgehammer and put a dent in his head.

Yesterday Bill Clinton got her in the sack.

I cut off his wiener, he won't come back.

If you're a man, I have some advice that can save your life.

If you want to stay healthy, don't sleep with my wife.


© Copyright 2016 RJohnson. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

Other Content by RJohnson

Add picture

Paste the link to picture in the entry below:

— or —

Drag a picture from your file manager into this box,
or click to select.

Add video

Paste the link to Youtube video in the following entry:

Existing Comments:
Bad selection

Cannot annotate a non-flat selection. Make sure your selection starts and ends within the same node.

(example of bad selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
(example of good selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
Bad selection

An annotation cannot contain another annotation.

Anonymous
Really delete this comment?
Anonymous
Really delete this comment?

There was an error uploading your file.


    
Anonymous