My wife is a slut

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: January 07, 2009

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Submitted: January 07, 2009

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My wife has slept with every man on the planet; she's a slut.

The only way to stop her is to sew her vagina shut.

She says that she wants me to be able to forgive her.

But that's hard when there's a line of men waiting outside to sleep with her.

Last week I caught her and my ex best friend in bed.

I hit him with a sledgehammer and put a dent in his head.

Yesterday Bill Clinton got her in the sack.

I cut off his wiener, he won't come back.

If you're a man, I have some advice that can save your life.

If you want to stay healthy, don't sleep with my wife.


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