My wife is an alien

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My wife is an alien

Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: April 18, 2008

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My wife is an alien and this morning she laid an egg.

She may be green but she has a great pair of legs.

She has two large antennas that are on her head.

She's smarter than Einstein but she's lousy in bed.

The egg will hatch next month and when it does, we'll have a little tyke.

It will be half human and half alien, I'm scared of what it will look like.

My wife is ugly and people usually scream after they've seen her.

We just got in a big fight over finances and she bit off my wiener.

We were deeply in love but now she's my foe.

If an alien proposes to you, you'd better say no.


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