My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is a fictional poem.

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a man who can never catch a break.
My wife kicked my ass just because I made a mistake.
She broke my left leg and I'm having to use a crutch.
I don't blame her for being mad but coming at me with a chainsaw is a bit too much.


Submitted: April 09, 2015

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