Not a stud

Poem by: RJohnson

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Submitted: August 23, 2007

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I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud.

When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud.

I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio.

When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go.

I've come to realize that I am not a stud.

My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.


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