Padded bra

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Padded bra

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Padded bra

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

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Submitted: December 28, 2008

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It was a horrible thing that I saw.

My girlfriend wears a padded bra.

Her chest is flatter than a pancake.

It made me mad because her boobs are fake.

She got excited when I started to flirt.

As she jumped up and down, the falsies came flying out of her shirt.

She was so embarrassed that her face turned red.

It was a day that she was bound to dread.

I love her and I decided to give her another chance.

I can't judge her because I always have a radiator hose in my pants.


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