Pepe Le Pew raped my cat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE CARTOON CHARACTER.

Submitted: March 19, 2008

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I called the police and reported a rape and they rushed to where I live at.

But they beat me with their sticks when I told them that the victim was a cat.

Somehow my cat got a long streak of paint on her fur.

WhenPepe Le pew finished, she sure as hell didn't pur.

I gave him a good kick and I got sprayed.

I cut off his balls, he has seen better days.

He treated my cat like a whore.

He won't rape cats anymore.


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