PMS

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Submitted: March 12, 2011

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Somebody please help me, I'm in great distress.

My wife is having her period and she has PMS.

One time she grabbed a television set and hit me in the head.

When I came out of my coma, I was amazed that I wasn't dead.

She goes on rampages and she screams and shouts.

I told her to shut up and she nearly scratched my eyes out.

This time of the month causes great stress.

Somebody please help me, she has PMS..


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