Polly wants your mama's sweet ass

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: April 16, 2008

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I bought that parrot that was in Scary Movie 2.

I soon learned that it was a stupid thing to do.

When I have a female visiter, he always makes a pass.

He tells them "Polly wants a piece of your sweet ass."

He laughs at me because his wiener is much bigger than mine.

When I try to give him to people, they spit in my face and decline.

I always get very angry and humiliated because of that parrot's filthy words.

I just fired my 44 magnum and I no longer have to take shit from that bird.


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