Preaching against a sponge

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Non-Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Submitted: November 07, 2010

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Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be expunged.

Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a sponge.

I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay.

If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away.

They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real.

When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal.

These preachers should find other things to preach against.

Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense.


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