Pretty damn old

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Pretty damn old

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Poetry

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Poem by: RJohnson

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THE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THAT TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

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THE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THAT TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

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Submitted: August 20, 2007

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Submitted: August 20, 2007

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People are upset because it's my birthday and my age is something I haven't told.

I keep my age a secret because I'm getting pretty damn old.

My bones crackle and my false teeth keep falling out.

When I tell people that I'm a sex machine, they have serious doubts.

Is it possible that I've lost my good looks?

My doctor prescribes me more pills than Elvis took.

Last month I was in the hospital and I got fresh with a candy striper.

I might have stood a chance with her if she wasn't the one who changed my diaper.


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