Saint Patrick's Day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

On Saint Patrick's Day I always pinch people who don't wear green.

I made the horrible mistake of pinching a man who was very mean.

He kicked me in the stomach and then he violently put my head through a glass door.

The doctors picked shards of glass out of my face and I'll never pinch him anymore.

I pinched a lady and she said she was being sexually harassed.

It was because I made the mistake of pinching her on the ass.

She took me to court and she was awarded a million dollars.

That damn judge held me in contempt when I started to holler.

Pinching that lady's ass was something that I regret.

It took six years for me to pay off that damn debt.

Last Saint Patrick's Day I was doused in gasoline and I sure did burn.

I keep pinching people on Saint Patrick's Day, I guess I'll never learn.


Submitted: March 18, 2008

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Abigail Nancy

I thought that your poem was really cute, but it needs more emotion. You had the right words but i couldn't really feel anything.

Tue, March 18th, 2008 5:06am

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