Shut the damn door!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: September 04, 2007

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Shut the damn door, it's cold outside!

Shut the damn door or I'll tan your hide!

I'm getting tired of you letting the cold air in.

I took you to the woodshed yesterday and I'll take you there again.

You figure that because you're over seven feet tall, you can give me sass.

I may be shorter than you but I can still kick your ass.

Shut the damn door, it's below zero degrees!

Shut it now or I'll put you over my knee!


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