So easy a caveman can do it

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: September 03, 2007

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Those people at Geico think that we cavemen are fools.

We don't appreciate their condescending commercials.

When I saw those commercials, I was shocked.

They think I'm stupid just because I sleep on a rock.

My cavemen buddies and I are really pissed.

But we do enjoy having Talia Shire for a therapist.

They think I'm primitive just because I carry a club and scratch my butt.

Why do people think that we cavemen are idiots?


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