You thought you were tough when you said that'm ugly and that I need a shave.
But when I shot you in the ass with my bow and arrows, you weren't so brave.
We Cavemen are tougher than you think; we have no fear.
You won't be able to sit down for at leasta quarter of a year.
We Cavemen have big Johnsons that make your women lose control.
They want real men; they have no need of your damn Toosie Roll.
Your people have fancy ovens to cook your meals.
We Cavemen want to fish but we haven't discovered the Rod & Reel.
Don't consider yourself superior to us because you smell better and can think.
We are doing as good as you even though we're dumb and stink.
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