So easy a Caveman can do it VI

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: July 21, 2009

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Submitted: July 21, 2009

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People point and laugh at me when I go to the mall.

They think it's funny when they see a Neanderthal.

Let me tell you something that is scary.

A man gets far less sex when he's hairy.

People think Cavemen are primitive just because we howl at the moon and eat goats.

We save a hell of a lot of money in the winter because we don't have to buy coats.

Yes it is true that we Cavemen are well-hung.

But women don't want to have our babies because they think we eat our young.

Let me say one more thing and then I'll bring this poem to a close.

If you smell me coming, you'd better put a clothespin on your nose.


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