Socks

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Socks

Status: Finished

Socks

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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Genre: Humor

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: November 15, 2007

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Submitted: November 15, 2007

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My wife got mad and nearly caved my head in with a rock.

She got mad because all I bought her for Christmas was a pair of socks.

She used all of her money to buy me a big screen television.

Being a cheapskate turned out to be a really bad decision.

That was a gift that she really hated.

She grabbed a knife and now I'm castrated.

Now I get laughed at by lots of men.

I bought my wife socks but never again.


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