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Stop sitting on the damn toilet!

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Submitted: August 09, 2009

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You have been embarrassing me.

You sit on the toilet when you pee.

Men are supposed to stand up when they take a leak.

People are calling you a Pussy and that really reeks.

You say that you do it to get in touch with my feminine side.

When people asked if you're my brother. I lied.

I'm appalled and ashamed that you are my kin.

And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.

I'm glad that our mom isn't alive to see this.

Stop sitting on the damn toilet when you piss!


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Stop sitting on the damn toilet! Stop sitting on the damn toilet!

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Genre: Humor

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