Stupid guard dog

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: March 13, 2011

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Submitted: March 13, 2011

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When you want me to feed you, you beg.

Then you have the nerve to hump my leg.

I bought you to guard my house.

But you are afraid of a mouse.

Burglars took all of my valuable possesions.

And it's hard to replace them in this recession.

You're the only Doberman who got beat up by a cat.

You lay around all day and you're getting fat.

Feeding your lazy ass is expensive, that is true.

Start protecting my house or I will sell you.


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